Uncanny X-Men, Vol. 2 #1
It’s okay, Scott. Everybody goes through a “mainly super villain” stage. Just try not to be too big a jerk about it when Ororo yells “It’s my turn!” and starts lightning-bolting everybody because she’s sick of having to remind the team that murder is wrong.
I’m fairly certain that is impossible for Scott NOT to be a jerk. I would, however, gleefully read the comic where Ororo finally gets fed up and kills them all.
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
riders should help each other out, right?
#day whatever #still attracted to this #bucky brings knives to a fist fight #steve doesn’t give a shit #two best friends fighting each other #two drift compatible people fighting each other #they can predict those movements like nothing else #they could probably fight for hours and hours hand to hand #and never get anywhere at all #because they just know #they are part of each other’s soul #brainwashing or no
DEATH BY TAGS. OH MY GOD.
Don’t have a clue what this is but My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark is playing right now and the gif is syncing up with the beat and it is THE SICKEST THING IN THE WORLD.